You know you've been watching too much anime when-

[Shuurei no Senshi]

Yeah, it's a game, but it's anime, so nyah. ;P

-When you have sudden urges to turn chibi
-when you CAN turn chibi
-when your pet turtle can suddenly fly
-when you cna dance like Excel *cough**cough*
-when you make an anime board.
-when you do illegal things just to watch anime
-when you turn into a rabid fangirl/fanboy and do this -> everytime your favorite bishie/bishoujo comes on....

There's more, But I gotta leave some for you guys.

[.:Soleil:.]

Ill just post mine from the other board...

-When youve memorized the chant for a spell used once per episode
-And when you say the chant, you actually cast the spell...hehehe....*Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...*
-When you meet someone, you ask them if theyve ever seen anime before asking their name
-When they actually have watched anime, and just happen to have 6 episodes of you favorite anime with them... And of course this has never happened to me...
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-When you randomly yell the chant above when you get mad...
-When a swordsman with Gorun Nova stops you from finishing the chant ((ive been watching Slayers))
-When you obsses over anime couples because theyre perfect
-And freak out when one of the people dies/are seperated.... *PRECIS-CHAN!!!!!PRECISxLEON forever!!!!!!!!!*
Woo-hoo...my brain hurts now....

[Rurouni]

You know you love Evangelion too much when:

* You fear that your AT-field will disperse and your body will turn into Tang
* You own an Evangelion website that receives over 150 visits per day
* You actually own a plugsuit
* You're convinced that Angels are going to attack and have constructed a bomb shelter to protect yourself
* You intentionally alienate yourself from your parents and the people around you
* You answer every question with a monotone "Yes." or "Roger"
* You learn how to speak German just so that you can understand what Asuka is saying
* You cry everytime someone tells you to do something challenging, and then run away when they try to make you do it
* Your bedroom is full of merchandise and wallscrolls of Evangelion
* You can't speak Japanese, but have watched the subtitled version so many times, you don't even need them anymore
* You kick the ass of everyone whose favourite character isn't your favourite character
* You sit at a table with your hands folded in front of your face like Gendo
* You purposely try to crush your self esteem and respond to everything with a shrill weak 'I'm sorry'.
* You teach your eight year-old niece to run around yelling "Mommy! MOMMY, I'm a leet pilot now!"
* You get in a fight with someone and become frustrated when you can't punch through them, eat their flesh, or twist thier arms off.
* You go to a catholic school and draw the human instrumentality projects logo on a chalk board, then you write 3rd impact is approaching, after all this your still shocked when your told to see the school counselor.
* You can catch every Kabbalah, biochem, and psychology reference in Evangelion.
* You know what “Strangeness DSS” means and why it’s on the wall in Rei’s room.
* You actually understand everything in either ending.
* You find yourself thinking “If I die, I can be replaced,” and clutching your glasses.
* You can tell the difference in personality between Rei 1, 2, and 3.
* You suspect every computer malfunction of being an Angel attack.
* You write enormous speculative essays on the workings of Evangelion technology and theology. ......and consider getting professors to check them for technical correctness.
* You get confused when people talk about H bombs, but seriously worry about the N2 bomb threat.
* You show End of Eva to your favorite philosophy teacher.
* You actualy can generate an At field. People get scared when their punch is blocked by an AT field...
* You compare your dates with Rei, Asuka or Misato.
* You scare christians by showing them Lillith crucified.
* You have a Nerv T-shirt
..... and a Nerv Zippo
..........and a Nerv Jacket!?
* You know where "God's in his heaven - All's right on the world" came from and you know the whole poem
* You are constantly searching for this Division 2
* You suspect every person without a phone book entry to be a GEHIRN founder
* Your hacking skills improve with the number of coffee cups & cigarettes you consume
* You develop a nosebleed as you read a book about reinterpreting the bible with the Qumran scrolls
* You yell "Launch Eva" while in a lift/elevator.
* When you cant start your car, you think that your sync rate is low.
* You think that the sight of a red eyed, blue haired, fair girl is normal.
* When you want to stick a fork in people that dont move.
* You begin biologic studies to make an Eva.
* When you pray, you say: "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world"
* You dream of having a girlfriend like Asuka, Rei or Misato.
* You bought a PS only to play the Eva game.
* Your pyjamas are a plug suit.
* You phone to the ONU and ask for a secret comitee called SEELE
* You Made your own Spear of Longinuss to protect you.
* You go to the south pole on the day of the Second Impact. When you get there, you say "Where is Adam?"
* You make a bumper sticker that reads, "My other car's an Eva".
* You dress your Waddle the Penguin beanie baby as Pen-Pen.
* You order soba noodles at a restaurant just so you can look like the characters from Eva eating them, and you don't even like the noodles.
* You like to eat octopus dumplings and chili sausage.
* You know there is such a thing as real Yebisu.
* You fill your car with tang or orange jell-o before driving it.
* You won't let passengers in your car because "you can't let unauthorized personnel into the entry plug".
* You call all mechas "EVAs" regardless of what show they're from.
* You wake up in the middle of the night and wonder why it's just dark, and there isn't this kind of blue filter effect over everything.
* You look up at your bedroom ceiling and say "Another unfamiliar ceiling" - even though you've lived in the same house a year/5 years/your whole life.
* You can't sleep without your walkman
* You refuse to get a boyfriend/girlfriend because you don't want to be unfaithful to [insert name of Eva character here].
* You actually LIKE wearing a school uniform (but only if it's a blue pinafore dress with a white shirt and a red bow at the neck, or a white, short-sleeved shirt with a blue or orange undershirt and black pants).
..... You campaign to have this as your school uniform.
* You seriously consider red contact lenses.
* You've decided that you're not going to speak for two years from September 13, 2000.
* You watched the sky all day on September 13, 2000 for signs of Second Impact.
* You believe that bathing cleanses the mind and soul.
* You didn't buy a Sega "Genesis" for the games.
* When you receive an award/promotion/degree/anything you say "The me appreciated is the me who is playing to be appreciated. The true me is always crying." (or some weird psychobabble like that)
* You wish your father would praise you.
* You use the search on your computer to look for files that start "eva*", and it takes half an hour and comes up with 2.1 million matches.
..... You use the search on your computer to look for files that don't start "eva*", and it comes up with nothing.
* You think the three wise men are supercomputers.
* "Synchronized" swimming takes on a whole new meaning to you.
* You went to Japan and bought one of those swanky NERV mobile phones, brought it home, and found it doesn't work in your country
..... but you don't care, because now you have A Phone That Never Rings.

[Shuurei no Senshi]

Myah I've seen that one...

-When you compare real life things to anime
-when you are as flexible as Ed
-when that chibi eva action figure talks to you
-when you turn into a vampire
-when you've met an 'alucard'
-when you want Seras Victoria's gun-when you wanna become a Midian or Nosferatu

Myah... HELLSING!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!! *runs off into a Hellsing Rampage*

[.:Soleil:.]

I think I might be able to get some more.

you know youve been playing Kingdom Hearts to much when:

-If someone makes you mad, you point a key at them and yell "Fire"
-You sharpen keys, fearing they wont be strong enough to defeat Maleficent in Hollow Bastion
-When someone asks where you are, you reply the world in Kingdom Hearts you were last playing (like "Hollow Bastion" would be mine)
-You stab people with you sharpened keys, telling them to "Open themselves to the darkness"
-When someone is asleep you go on a quest to find their heart
-Your best friend randomly pops out of no-where and accuses you of replacing him with other people
-You claim that Squall (Leon), Cloud, and Yuffie are all from the same game
-...and when they actually are
-When you are sick of playing PS2 and wanna go to bed until you can play Kingdom Hearts

Yeah....some of them are out there, and some of them are personal experience.

[Rurouni]

you love anime too much when
- you go to the trouble of making a list of when you know you love anime too much

[Shuurei no Senshi]

-When you buy 3 volumes of the manga in the same day. And 2 soundtracks. And 3 wallscrolls. <3 (eva... XD;;

[.:Soleil:.]

-When this is the conversation you have with your friend.

Me-What do you want for your birfday, sheen?
Sheen-HELLSING!!
Me-Okay......anything else?
Sheen-HELLSING!!!
Me-Errr....ok, hellsing with 3 exclamation points instead of 2. Anything else?
Sheen-HELLSING!!!!!!!!!!
Me-Okay, Ill get you Hellsing.

[Shuurei no Senshi]

When you listen to the same anime song.. over and over and over and over...... and over...

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And over.

[.:Soleil:.]

when you sit around singing random anime songs off the top of your head and your friend joins in

[Dragoon]

- If you bought a wakizashi and killed your entire family as a child.

- If you buy a sakaba and start beating people with it.

- If you start singing anime songs in japanese even though you don't know the language.

- When you have memorized every waking anime term such as Ama kakeru ryu no hirameki, Zero System, Gundam RX 78 - 2, and so on.

- When you learn how to use Erupting Burning Finger and pilot a giant metal robot with a elastic suit.

[Razor-X]

You know you've been watching too much anime when...

...you devote an entire thread to it. ^_~

[Fool of an Eriko]

DNAngel ones...

-You contemplate just about every possible coupling on the show.
-You can hum the background music.
-You try to get your hair like Krad's. *tried once, but didn't have long enough hair*
-Feel the urge to kill Riku and Risa every time you see them.
-Scream, "I AM THE INCARNATION OF A HOT ANCIENT THEIF BOY!" at random.
-Drool when any of the boys get realll close to each other.
-Make up songs about the characters. (Hiwatari's is "Stalker Boy'.)
-Go to museums, attempting to change into Dark to steal the artifacts.
-Think Hiwatari is following you EVERYWHERE.
-Actually see Hiwatari following you EVERYWHERE.
-Have read all the fanfics of your favorite couplings on ff.net.
-Spend hours on google and altavista looking for DNAngel pics. *does so*
-Squeal and dance around when you find a new pic.
-Whine about the lack of Krad/Dark pics on the net.
-Declare yourself DNAngel's biggest fan.
-Count down the days till the manga release in America. (APRIL! APRRIILLLL!)

That's all I can think of for now. --'

[.:Soleil:.]

When you go through the trouble of reading all of those lists

[Razor-X]

...when you start to look like certain anime characters...

*stares at Devon and Sheen*