What happens when I get bored... >)

[Shuurei no Senshi]

This.

LiLReiIkari [11:47 PM]: SANTA!
SantaClaus [11:47 PM]: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".
So, have you been naughty or nice?

LiLReiIkari [11:48 PM]: I dunno, you tell me. o.0
SantaClaus [11:48 PM]: Hmm... Well, Why don't you tell me a little about yourself then? How old are you?

LiLReiIkari [11:48 PM]: Why should you care?
SantaClaus [11:48 PM]: ;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "Tell Santa" and click the "Send" button. :-)

LiLReiIkari [11:48 PM]: I want... A MILLION DOLLARS!
SantaClaus [11:48 PM]: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

LiLReiIkari [11:49 PM]: When I said I wanted it, I meant now. =.=+
SantaClaus [11:49 PM]: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes! ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:49 PM]: I just did.
SantaClaus [11:49 PM]: Though I speak every language in the world -- I cannot quite make out what you are trying to say. Why not take this pause and send a holiday greeting; type "holiday cards"

LiLReiIkari [11:49 PM]: ARGH!!!
SantaClaus [11:49 PM]: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing "To Do"; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

LiLReiIkari [11:49 PM]: GIMME MY MILLION DOLLARS YOU OLD HAG OF A TOOK!
SantaClaus [11:49 PM]: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type "To Do", it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

LiLReiIkari [11:49 PM]: Didn't you just say that?
SantaClaus [11:49 PM]: Excuse me?

LiLReiIkari [11:50 PM]: What?
SantaClaus [11:50 PM]: Oh dear -- If you would just ask me another way it might help it all.

LiLReiIkari [11:50 PM]: How else can I put "What?"
SantaClaus [11:50 PM]: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?

LiLReiIkari [11:50 PM]: *twitch*
SantaClaus [11:50 PM]: Oh my, I have absolutely no idea what you just said. If you type "To Do" I can show you 8 easy steps to getting in the holiday spirit.;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:50 PM]: I thought you spoke every language?
SantaClaus [11:50 PM]: Well, I've been around the world almost 1800 times but I've never seen something phrased quite like that before. Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.?

LiLReiIkari [11:51 PM]: Are you trying to imply I have issues?
SantaClaus [11:51 PM]: You're full of mischief. ;-)


LiLReiIkari [11:51 PM]: YOU FARTHOLE!!!
SantaClaus [11:51 PM]: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type, "hear music" and sing along.

LiLReiIkari [11:51 PM]: HELL NO!
SantaClaus [11:51 PM]: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.

LiLReiIkari [11:51 PM]: AT WHAT?!??!
SantaClaus [11:51 PM]: It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:51 PM]: Why then?
SantaClaus [11:51 PM]: Because (obviously) -- Christmas. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:52 PM]: So... I shouldn't cuss because it's christmas?
SantaClaus [11:52 PM]: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D


LiLReiIkari [11:52 PM]: IMing has nothing to do with it!!! YOU KNOW PROPER ENGLISH DON'T YOU??!!
SantaClaus [11:52 PM]: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".

LiLReiIkari [11:52 PM]: WHAT THE FUCK?!
SantaClaus [11:52 PM]: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.

LiLReiIkari [11:53 PM]: Ok... do you know proper English?
SantaClaus [11:53 PM]: If you think so. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:53 PM]: I Don't know, that's why I'm asking YOU.
SantaClaus [11:53 PM]: If you start spreading the Christmas spirit, it will be come obvious. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:54 PM]: So if I was to get into the holiday spirit... I'll know your nationality?
SantaClaus [11:54 PM]:
:-D


LiLReiIkari [11:54 PM]: WTF kinda answer is that?!?!
SantaClaus [11:54 PM]: Oh dear, you seem to be having some trouble with this. You can always type 'home' if you need more help. The elves put some things there to help you get around.

LiLReiIkari [11:54 PM]: ME???!
SantaClaus [11:54 PM]: Oh dear. Maybe I should send one of the elves over to lend you a hand? ;-)
Actually, if you try typing 'home' I think I can get this back on track.

LiLReiIkari [11:54 PM]: I'M HAVING TROUBLE?!!!?!
SantaClaus [11:54 PM]: Hmm. I'm not really sure what you're after there. The elves don't get it either. ;-) Speaking of elves, why not ask me about them.

LiLReiIkari [11:54 PM]: Ok... do elves eat ramen?
SantaClaus [11:54 PM]: The elves help me keep track of who's naughty and who's nice. I'm sure you are being nice!

LiLReiIkari [11:55 PM]: *twitch* that doesn't answer my question.
SantaClaus [11:55 PM]: O.K. now, the folks at AOL are trying to help me out but I just cannot make any sense of that. Tell you what, type, "To Do". Christmas spirit in 8 easy steps. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [11:55 PM]: WHAT ARE THESE 8 EASY STEPS?!?!?
SantaClaus [11:55 PM]: My goodness. What, what?

LiLReiIkari [11:56 PM]: ARGH!!!!
SantaClaus [11:56 PM]: Hmm. Why don't you type, "hear music", maybe some music will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)


LiLReiIkari [11:56 PM]: Umm, no.
SantaClaus [11:56 PM]: I'm sorry, I missed that. The elves are just overrunning me with questions. And speaking of elves, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you asked me about them.

LiLReiIkari [11:56 PM]: Again?
SantaClaus [11:56 PM]: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, "To Do".

LiLReiIkari [11:56 PM]: WHY THE HECK DON'T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?!??!!!
SantaClaus [11:56 PM]: Oh dear. I'm doing everything I can here. Sorry, I just don't know. The elves left some notes, however. If you type, 'home' you can see them.

LiLReiIkari [11:57 PM]: o.0 do I WANT to see them?
SantaClaus [11:57 PM]: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

LiLReiIkari [11:58 PM]: Tell Santa he needs to shave.
SantaClaus [11:58 PM]: Ho Ho Ho! O.K. I'm an old guy, so please give me one wish at a time. What would you like for Christmas?

LiLReiIkari [11:59 PM]: Anime, DVD's preferrably, a laptop, FFXI, FFX-2, and my million bucks that you still haven't given to me.
SantaClaus [11:59 PM]: I suspect that's not all! ;-)


LiLReiIkari [12:00 AM]: You're right. I also want a mini DVD player, a car, a whole entertainment system, a sword or two, an archery set, and my million bucks.
SantaClaus [12:00 AM]: What would your final Christmas wish be?

LiLReiIkari [12:01 AM]: To get my gifts now.
SantaClaus [12:01 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! :-) O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: Ok.. that was completely out of topic... anyways You're gonna give me all that stuff right?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: You gonna give me the stuff I asked for?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: AHHH!!!!!!!
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Anything else? ;-)

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: IS THAT A YES OR A NO?!?!?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Pardon me?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: Ok, you know what?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Well we need you to ask us another way because the elves and I didn't quite get your last message.

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: =.=+
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Oh my, I have absolutely no idea what you just said. If you type "To Do" I can show you 8 easy steps to getting in the holiday spirit.;-)

LiLReiIkari [12:03 AM]: *goes off to sue you and AOL* See ya farthole.
SantaClaus [12:03 AM]: Keep spreading the Christmas spirit!

[Mr.Snake]

heres mine!!!

Ftby211: whats up?
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".
So, have you been naughty or nice?

Ftby211: you know ive been naughty:-*
SantaClaus: Oh my! Well, there is always time left to get on my good list. ;-) Why don't you tell me how old you are and we'll get started.

Ftby211: im younger than you retard
SantaClaus: ;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "Tell Santa" and click the "Send" button. :-)

Ftby211: i want you santa:-*
SantaClaus: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

Ftby211: i want you santa
SantaClaus: Anything else? ;-)

Ftby211: your mom too
SantaClaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

Ftby211: i also want mrs. claus
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.

Ftby211: *reachs for santa's ...*
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type "To Do", it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Ftby211: WTF?
SantaClaus: Well, we're asking you to try asking another way because the elves didn't quite get your meaning in your last note.

Ftby211: wtf...what the hell are you sayin??
SantaClaus: Oh dear. Maybe I should send one of the elves over to lend you a hand? ;-)
Actually, if you try typing 'home' I think I can get this back on track.

Ftby211: ya..you should...im havin trouble by myself..its always much more fun with more..
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?

Ftby211: shorter??
it isnt gonna get any short old man
SantaClaus: Yes.

Ftby211: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Then type 'home' to try a fresh start.

Ftby211: no..type screw me for a second try;-)
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.

Ftby211: yay...now i can keep warm
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I missed that. The elves are just overrunning me with questions. And speaking of elves, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you asked me about them.

Ftby211: are they gay?
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.

Ftby211:
so is that 2?
SantaClaus: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".

Ftby211: so thats y your so fat
SantaClaus: Though I speak every language in the world -- I cannot quite make out what you are trying to say. Why not take this pause and send a holiday greeting; type "holiday cards"

Ftby211: how bout you take a pause...and go shove snow up your @$$
SantaClaus: I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed? ;-)

Ftby211: WTF..is that a threat??!?!?!?!?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, you seem to be having some trouble with this. You can always type 'home' if you need more help. The elves put some things there to help you get around.

Ftby211: and what is that old fat dude
SantaClaus: What, indeed!

Ftby211:
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm not really sure what you're after there. The elves don't get it either. ;-) Speaking of elves, why not ask me about them.

Ftby211: your confusing me
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, "To Do".

Ftby211: spirit?
SantaClaus: O.K. now, the folks at AOL are trying to help me out but I just cannot make any sense of that. Tell you what, type, "To Do". Christmas spirit in 8 easy steps. ;-)

Ftby211: so santa...what are you and the other claus doin on the 25th?
SantaClaus: I am Father Christmas, of course.

Ftby211: ....so you have a son?
SantaClaus: Pardon me?

Ftby211: oh...you do
SantaClaus: Do you?

Ftby211: ??maybe..>_>
<_<
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type, "hear music" and sing along.

Ftby211: omg..you were exerciseing?!?!?!?!
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, "hear music", maybe some music will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)


Ftby211: STFU mr claus
SantaClaus: Well, I've been around the world almost 1800 times but I've never seen something phrased quite like that before. Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.?

Ftby211: ok..your pissin me off
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.

Ftby211: bye old man
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas.

[Shuurei no Senshi]

Ftby211: ya..you should...im havin trouble by myself..its always much more fun with more..
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?

OMG!!! XD!!!!

[Shuurei no Senshi]

Austin Powers... XD

LiLReiIkari [1:22 AM]: Hiyo!
Austin Powers [1:22 AM]: I've got jolly good news, LiLReiIkari! My mate SmarterChild has been resuscitated from his cryogenic coma. Say 'ello to him then yeah? Groovy baby!

Hiyo. Well that's interesting.
LiLReiIkari [1:24 AM]: o.0;;;;;;; SmarterChild is your... mate?
Austin Powers [1:24 AM]: I really don't know.

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
LiLReiIkari [1:24 AM]: Really? I hate people. =)
Austin Powers [1:24 AM]: Aha.
LiLReiIkari [1:24 AM]: o.0?
Austin Powers [1:24 AM]: That's you!

>>> Want to know a little about the film? Type "movie scoop" and I'll reveal some privileged information.
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: I'm o.0?
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: I'm not so certain about that, LiLReiIkari.
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: that's what you said.
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Is it really?
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: Yeah.
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Really?
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: Yes
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: x.x;;;;;;;;;;;
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: X x?
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: AHHH!
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Ahhh? What do you mean by that?
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: It means I'm screaming.... -_-;
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Huh?
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: augh.
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: That's interesting. It really is!

>>> Want to learn about the filmmakers then? A right fine group they are! Type "filmmaker info."
LiLReiIkari [1:25 AM]: I'd rather not...
Austin Powers [1:25 AM]: Really, LiLReiIkari? You're freaking me OUT!
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: o.0;;;;
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: I know you're 0!
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: WHAT?!?!
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: What up?
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: o_0 monkey.
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: That's interesting. It really, really is!

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: Didn't you say that a couple of messages ago?
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: I don't know... Did I say that a couple Of messages ago?
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: why did you capitalize my O?
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: Yes? No? What?
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: Heh?
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: What's so funny?
LiLReiIkari [1:26 AM]: Was I laughing?
Austin Powers [1:26 AM]: You almost certainly were.
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: ;;;;; Erm, Yay?
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: Funny. I just don't know!
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: x.x;
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: X x? Why did you say that?
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: IT'S AN EXPRESSION!!!!!
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: An expression? Aha!
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: ACK!
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: You OK?
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: NO!!!
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: No, eh?
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: YES!
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: Ha!
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: WHAT?!
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: I don't know, sorry!
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: ...=_=+
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: I wonder why you say _.
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: ...
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: I don't get that, sorry.
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: It means dots.
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: It means dots?
LiLReiIkari [1:27 AM]: Yes, and they're all male.. <.<
Austin Powers [1:27 AM]: Interesting! Yeah! You humans say some right strange things.
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: o.0; so... you're saying you're not human?
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: Yeah, I know. But so what?
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: *blink*
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: Blink?
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: Yeah.
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: Uh huh.
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: Huh?
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: Yeah?
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: What?
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: I don't know.
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: You stole my line...
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: There's no way I stole your line!
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: WELL YOU DID!
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: I did? Welly welly well.

>>> Goldmember is in theatres July 26th. Yeah baby! Yeah!
LiLReiIkari [1:28 AM]: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Austin Powers [1:28 AM]: ?
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: Ok.... you're really annoying now...
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: Fascinating.
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: At how annoying you can be? Yeah I know.
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: Huh!

>>> It's a bit nutty, baby! Goldmember is in theatres now!
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: Hawaii?
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: Hawaii? What do you mean by that?
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: It's means Hawaii
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: Hawaii Is means hawaii? That's a bit nutty!
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: That's bad grammar...
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: It's bad grammar? You think?
LiLReiIkari [1:29 AM]: Yeah
Austin Powers [1:29 AM]: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: You're freaking ME out
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Don't be so sure I'm freaking you out.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: o.0;;; Well you are
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: I see...
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: Yesh.
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Yup.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: o.0;
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: You 0, me AustinPowers.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: ;;;
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Oh really?
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: Huh?!
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: What?
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: I DUNNO!!!
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Ha. Tell me something I don't know.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: *leaves*
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Leaves?
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: Yes.
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Yeah.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: I'mma go now and explode in confusion.
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Interesting! Yeah! You humans say some right strange things.
LiLReiIkari [1:30 AM]: Bye
Austin Powers [1:30 AM]: Right! Goodbye then!

[.:Soleil:.]

This is my favorite part right here...

LiLReiIkari [11:58 PM]: Tell Santa he needs to shave.
SantaClaus [11:58 PM]: Ho Ho Ho! O.K. I'm an old guy, so please give me one wish at a time. What would you like for Christmas?

LiLReiIkari [11:59 PM]: Anime, DVD's preferrably, a laptop, FFXI, FFX-2, and my million bucks that you still haven't given to me.
SantaClaus [11:59 PM]: I suspect that's not all! ;-)


LiLReiIkari [12:00 AM]: You're right. I also want a mini DVD player, a car, a whole entertainment system, a sword or two, an archery set, and my million bucks.
SantaClaus [12:00 AM]: What would your final Christmas wish be?

LiLReiIkari [12:01 AM]: To get my gifts now.
SantaClaus [12:01 AM]: Ho Ho Ho! O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: Ok.. that was completely out of topic... anyways You're gonna give me all that stuff right?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: You gonna give me the stuff I asked for?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: AHHH!!!!!!!
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Anything else? ;-)

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: IS THAT A YES OR A NO!?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Pardon me?

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: Ok, you know what?
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Well we need you to ask us another way because the elves and I didn't quite get your last message.

LiLReiIkari [12:02 AM]: =.=+
SantaClaus [12:02 AM]: Oh my, I have absolutely no idea what you just said. If you type "To Do" I can show you 8 easy steps to getting in the holiday spirit.;-)

LiLReiIkari [12:03 AM]: *goes off to sue you and AOL* See ya farthole.
SantaClaus [12:03 AM]: Keep spreading the Christmas spirit!

[Shuurei no Senshi]

ROUND TWO!

LiLReiIkari [8:22 PM]: So... wassup old fart?
SantaClaus [8:22 PM]: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AOL! :-) Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy".
So, have you been naughty or nice?

LiLReiIkari [8:22 PM]: Naughty. *eyebrow* *wink*
SantaClaus [8:22 PM]: Oh my! Well, there is always time left to get on my good list. ;-) Why don't you tell me how old you are and we'll get started.

LiLReiIkari [8:22 PM]: But I don't wanna be nice.... Naughty is fun... >)
SantaClaus [8:22 PM]: ;-) O.K. so... to tell me what you want for Christmas, just type, "Tell Santa" and click the "Send" button. :-)

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: I want.. LIVEWIRE!
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: My goodness! =-O Do you really now? Well, you can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: Yes.
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: Without a doubt.

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: Of Course
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: Pardon me?

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: Excuse me?
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type, "hear music" and sing along.

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: I'd rather not thank you
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: You're very, very welcome! Ho Ho Ho!

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: o.0;
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D


LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: o.0;;;;
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: Hmm. I'm not really sure what you're after there. The elves don't get it either. ;-) Speaking of elves, why not ask me about them.

LiLReiIkari [8:23 PM]: :;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
SantaClaus [8:23 PM]: Oh my, I have absolutely no idea what you just said. If you type "To Do" I can show you 8 easy steps to getting in the holiday spirit.;-)

LiLReiIkari [8:24 PM]: rar!
SantaClaus [8:24 PM]: Though I speak every language in the world -- I cannot quite make out what you are trying to say. Why not take this pause and send a holiday greeting; type "holiday cards"

LiLReiIkari [8:24 PM]: Rar is understood globally.... --; It means I don't like yo.
SantaClaus [8:24 PM]: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type "To Do", it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

LiLReiIkari [8:24 PM]: *you
SantaClaus [8:24 PM]: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, "To Do".

LiLReiIkari [8:25 PM]: Wanna play?
SantaClaus [8:25 PM]: Hmm. Why don't you type, "hear music", maybe some music will put you in the Christmas spirit :-)


LiLReiIkari [8:25 PM]: Music?
SantaClaus [8:25 PM]: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Classic Holiday Radio@AOL


LiLReiIkari [8:25 PM]: Uhm... ok...?
SantaClaus [8:25 PM]: I'm sorry, I missed that. The elves are just overrunning me with questions. And speaking of elves, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you asked me about them.

LiLReiIkari [8:25 PM]: ;
SantaClaus [8:25 PM]: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing "To Do"; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

LiLReiIkari [8:25 PM]: To do?
SantaClaus [8:25 PM]: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa What You Want
2 - Game: Holiday Hangman
3 - Decorate your IMs for the Holidays
4 - Poll: Best Holiday TV show or Movie
5 - Email Santa
6 - Listen to Holiday Music
7 - Send Holiday Greeting Cards
8 - Holiday Shopping

LiLReiIkari [8:26 PM]: Holiday Hangman... if I win do I get to hang the holiday man?
SantaClaus [8:26 PM]: Ready to play a holiday version of hangman? Just guess one letter or number at a time or you can guess the whole thing.
Type start and click send to get started.

LiLReiIkari [8:26 PM]: ?
SantaClaus [8:26 PM]: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".

LiLReiIkari [8:26 PM]: o_0
SantaClaus [8:26 PM]: Excuse me?

LiLReiIkari [8:26 PM]: Uhh?
SantaClaus [8:26 PM]: Well, I've been around the world almost 1800 times but I've never seen something phrased quite like that before. Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K.?

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: Didn't you say that yesterday?
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: O.K. now, the folks at AOL are trying to help me out but I just cannot make any sense of that. Tell you what, type, "To Do". Christmas spirit in 8 easy steps. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: 8?
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing "To Do"; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: o_0
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type, "hear music" and sing along.

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]:
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: :-D

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: O:-)
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: :-D Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! :-D

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: ... >
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: O.K. now, the folks at AOL are trying to help me out but I just cannot make any sense of that. Tell you what, type, "To Do". Christmas spirit in 8 easy steps. ;-)

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]:
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: Have you made any Christmas cookies yet? I'm known to be partial to them. :-D If you need a little help getting started, type "recipes".

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: :-)
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: I'm glad I could make you smile. :-D

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: ;-)
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: Hee Hee.

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: :-(
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]: :-P

LiLReiIkari [8:27 PM]: :-P
SantaClaus [8:27 PM]:

LiLReiIkari [8:28 PM]: =-O
SantaClaus [8:28 PM]: I've got so many things to do before I take-off. I want to chat with you but you keep saying the same thing! Will you try something else?

LiLReiIkari [8:28 PM]: No I don't... <.<
>.>
<.<
>.>
SantaClaus [8:28 PM]: Hmm. I'm not really sure what you're after there. The elves don't get it either. ;-) Speaking of elves, why not ask me about them.

LiLReiIkari [8:29 PM]: You're an old fart who watches children, break into people's houses, cross borders without passports and leave crap under the tree.
SantaClaus [8:29 PM]: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?

LiLReiIkari [8:29 PM]: You're a criminal.
SantaClaus [8:29 PM]: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type "To Do", it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

LiLReiIkari [8:29 PM]: You suck Santa!
SantaClaus [8:29 PM]: Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy! ;-)

LiLReiIkari [8:29 PM]: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
SantaClaus [8:29 PM]: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. ;-) Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, "To Do".

LiLReiIkari [8:29 PM]: ............--;
SantaClaus [8:29 PM]: I'm sorry, I missed that. The elves are just overrunning me with questions. And speaking of elves, I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you asked me about them.

LiLReiIkari [8:30 PM]: Alright... I'mma leave now... Adios Illegal immmigrant!
SantaClaus [8:30 PM]: Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you.

[Rurouni]

WHAT THE FRIGGEN HELL?
he he im a fan of yours lilrei:D

[Shuurei no Senshi]

XD, I seem to be getting a lot fans these days... *bows down to fanfics for doing so* =D So.. who are you...? Do I know you? =D Nice name. *glompeth the Shinji*

[Rurouni]

you don't know me....yet
So tell me about how to defend S/R relationships against peopel who say it's wrong
your FF.net profile says you know many

[Shuurei no Senshi]

Well... there are many ways... =D gimme something that I can argue against... you'll see how much of a rant queen I am. =D

[Mr.Snake]

heres something to rant about..

<_<
>_>..

sehpiroth is a ..<_<;l
GIRL!!!
HAHAHAHA
lol
(me) (sephiroth)

[.:Soleil:.]

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM SNAKE!!!!!
*kills the smilies in his post* this is the way it should be!Sephiroth----> <-----Me

[Dragoon]

How about this one?

Dragoon: You don't exist.
Santa Clause: What?
Dragoon: You don't exist, shut up before I kill you.
Santa Clause: I can't quite understand what you're saying, please say that in another way.
*grabs his katana and plunges it into Santa Clause's brain*
Dragoon: Your skull is empty...
Santa Clause: Duhhh *drools*
Dragoon: Old hag...
*pulls blade out and walks away*

(Obviously made up)

[JesterX]

You shoulda robbed him but killing was a good touch.
Kicked his ass with Kenshin style sword play

[Razor-X]

...and all he did was give out presents.