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Post by Razor-X on Jan 30, 2004 17:55:55 GMT -5
Personally, I'm tired of people bitching about me every single time I say that I don't care about something. For example, someone asked me how I felt about 9/11 at school. (Which was a bad idea in the first place, mostly because I'm honest about everything, but...) And so naturally, I told her. My response was along the lines of "I'm sure it's very sad to a lot of people, don't I just don't really care..." and then she was all like "Oh my god!" and she started freakin' out and everything, trying to give me a hard time about not caring about it. Because I'm the type of person who ALWAYS has to have the last laugh, I started to get into the whole with her. After about 15 minutes of nonstop arguing, she had the nerve to tell me I'm going to hell.  Hold up, I'M going to hell because I don't care about it? Jesus Christ, you stupid bitch- you act like I flew the plane into the building! (But naturally, I didn't say that to her- instead I put it in these terms...) Razor: (To piss her off) How can I go to either Heaven or Hell? God doesn't exist. Bitch: Oh my god! Razor: There is none. Bitch: Fuck you! Razor: Thou shalt treat thy neighbor as thou would thyself... Bitch: What kind of Goddamn asshole would say something like that!? Razor: Thou shalt not take thy Lord's name in vain. I like pissing people off. Oh, well. |
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Post by JesterXt on Jan 30, 2004 18:33:29 GMT -5
HEHEHEHEHE
you truly are funny I hope that the good times always role but Raz though should repent or tough shalt be shmiten
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Post by Razor-X on Jan 30, 2004 18:47:41 GMT -5
X- it's funny as hell. My mom got this little contribution report thingy from the church. Know how much she donated? Damn near 100 dollars! What the fuck does the Lord need my money for? Don't you think that if he REALLY wanted that money, he'd make his own?
I mean, what can GOD possibly be saving up for?
New clouds?
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Post by Fool of an Eriko on Jan 30, 2004 20:31:48 GMT -5
Ooh, religious people can SUCK one hell of a lot. Apparently, I'm also going to hell because Jesus loves me. <3
But really, I'm such a sinner in front of them, it's great. I made up a story about how God and Satan had an affair, and then Satan got jealous because God had a child with Mary. Satan then proceeded to steal God's potato chips and become the Lord of all Evil.
Naturally, ze ChristainSAVEDPEOPLE!! were quite pissed off. Really, they'll have no problems with me for long... I'll be sittin' in hell in a good few years, toastin' marshmallows. ^-^
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Post by Shuurei no Senshi on Jan 30, 2004 22:48:24 GMT -5
*joins with* Let's go find Aristotle now. *walks around Limbo* Yeah, I know what j00 mean. People really suck, and they try to use religion to back it up and it ends up like. "*points* Oh look, another war." Yeah, but you guys practically took everything I was gonna say.  ; |
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Post by .:Soleil:. on Jan 31, 2004 2:47:44 GMT -5
Hey now, not all religious ppl are like that. Im worried about you guys going to hell because ppl have stereotyped it so much by saying its fiery. For all you know it could be COLD And i think itd be best to look into some of this stuff. I mean, the Bible is proven historically accurate, and it says that we need to be saved. Im not going to be like the Bitch and resort to cussing to convince you though. or arguing for that matter. But i seriously think that you guys should at least look into it with an unbiased attitude towards it. But yeah..and on topic, Razor, if she bitched about you not caring, she shouldnt call herself even remotely Christian, because she would instead tell you calmly.
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Post by JesterX on Feb 1, 2004 8:58:48 GMT -5
 how dare you Eriko disrespect the devil in such a way as you will burn in hell from 
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Post by Razor-X on Feb 1, 2004 16:53:42 GMT -5
The temperature of Hell really depends on what layer you're in. The 9th layer, Cocytus (Coh-Sy-Tus) is also called the permafrost, because Satan is down there in a giant lake, trying to free himself. The icy wind from his wings freezes everything and keeps him trapped. Now, if you were in a calmer area like the City of Dis, the temperature would be hotter, because of all of the flaming tombs around. |
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Post by Fool of an Eriko on Feb 1, 2004 19:58:29 GMT -5
Ooh, Dante's Inferno, eh? I'm Limbo-bound. =P
If that was sarcasm, it was bad sarcasm... and I just dare, dammit. Satan (aka Stan--typos can lead to the funniest things) ish mah buddeh.
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Post by JesterX on Feb 1, 2004 21:18:08 GMT -5
No it wasn't sarcasm I don't apreciate you takin shots at the devil especially one so lackingly versed in the ways of Evil. You should though find out which layer of hell your going to Raz and myself at the current time are going to layer #8 and thats only from 17 years of life with all truth ful answers I might add |
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Post by Fool of an Eriko on Feb 1, 2004 22:42:32 GMT -5
I... took a shot at the Devil? o-o; Sorry if I did. I didn't mean anything in an insulting way. And according to the Dante's Inferno test thing, I'm bound for Limbo. I'm such a virtuous non-believer.
And I just found out who you were. ^_^'
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Post by .:Soleil:. on Feb 2, 2004 0:33:11 GMT -5
Hey pplz dont think that hell is going to be like walking. Its ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!!! YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK!!!... but yeah. Im not trying to force religion though. Tell me to stfu and I will. Dont worry.
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Post by JesterX on Feb 2, 2004 19:28:32 GMT -5
How do you know for all you know hell could be mental pain and suffering you never know unless ya been their.
And the 8th layer is supposed to be quite painful no one said it was a walk in the park We just don't care I like to live for the moment.
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Post by Fool of an Eriko on Feb 2, 2004 19:32:29 GMT -5
Dude. 'Nuff with the wars 'ere. Hell will be hell, and people can have their own views on it, alright? =\ Personally, I don't even BELIEVE in Hell, but I won't go blasting my *cough* religion on you with explainations on that.
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Post by .:Soleil:. on Feb 2, 2004 21:19:16 GMT -5
I take that loud cough to mean stfu. I will ^_^
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